I wanna bring you to show and tell
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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