how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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