She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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