belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
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Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
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Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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