i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Randomize
