I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
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at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
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I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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