Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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