dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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