? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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