When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
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It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
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He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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