Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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