nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
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I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
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IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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