Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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