Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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