don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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