Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
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I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
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I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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