bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
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