I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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