Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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