Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
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the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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