i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
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He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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