her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
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Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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