Don't you send me to vm
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
she smelled like a LAN party
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
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It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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