So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
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Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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