Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
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