I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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