garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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