she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
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So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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