Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Come on in and take your pants off
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