I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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