If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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