they need to just BURY HIM!
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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