I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Just cropdusted the office
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
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Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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