i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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