YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
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in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
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Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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