I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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