How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
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So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
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There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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