I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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