But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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