I love black thongs
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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