So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
nutella sex= disaster
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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