We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
True college students do jello shots in the library
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