No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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