he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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