her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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