Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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