It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
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The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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