I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
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