i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
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