jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I wish you could order shots online.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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