just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You Will Never Meet Anyone More Annoying Than These 23 People
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
These 23 People Prove You Don’t Have To Be A 10 To Be Good In Bed
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located