hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
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my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.