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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here

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• (310): View more from California

  kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.

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  damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  What happened to chicks over dicks?

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  That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat

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  You are so not ready for motherhood

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.

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  Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.

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  I hate that cat.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is

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