Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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