I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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