youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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