nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'm sobbing to NWA
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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