officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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