Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
Randomize
